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Shiitake-Filled Taco

Shiitake-Filled Taco

Who doesn't like some asian shrooms?
I put them in a Waluigi Taco™ and made
them even more amazing.

Who doesn't like some asian shrooms?
I put them in a Waluigi Taco™ and
made them even more amazing.

Spicy-a Sonofabitches

Spicy-a Sonofabitches

Spicy food makes you want to scream and
swear. These tacos are made for that. Call
them by their name when you're eating 'em!

Spicy food makes you want to scream and swear. These tacos are made for that sole purpose.

The Thrilling Taco-Trip

The Thrilling Taco-Trip

These four T's will make you feel out of
this world. These tacos have a filling of hallucinogenic mushrooms.

These T's will make you feel out of this world. These tacos have a filling of hallucinogenic mushrooms.

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The Toilet Destroyer

The Toilet Destroyer

This jalapeño-filled burrito will make
your toilet cry. This is not for the weak.
Try it out at your own risk.

This jalapeño-filled dish will make your toilet cry. This is not for the weak. Try it out at your own risk.

Goomba Meat Burrito

Goomba Meat Burrito

This exotic burrito is entirely filled with
goomba meat. See? I'm not wasteful. There
are people that kill them just for fun!

This burrito is entirely filled with goomba meat. See? I'm not wasteful. People kill them for fun!

Bowser's Big Bean Burrito

Bowser's Big Bean Burrito

I shamelessly stole Bowser's secret bean
burrito recipe and plastered it here as mine.
Buy it for my honesty!

I shamelessly stole Bowser's secret bean burrito recipe and plastered it here as mine. Buy it for my honesty!

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Side dishes

Mushroom-Free Tortillas

Mushroom-Free Tortillas

No shrooms here! These are the entirely
traditional mexican tortillas, made out of
yellow koopa shell powder. What?

No shrooms here! These are entirely traditional mexican tortillas. You'll just have to trust me on this one.

Guacamole

Guacamole

Holy Guacamole! Order a portion of it to
accompany your mushroom-free tortillas.
Tastey, lemoney and not spicey.

Holy Guacamole! Order a portion of it to accompany your mushroom-free tortillas. Tastey and lemoney!

Black Bean Soup

Black Bean Soup

A very nice bean soup to accompany your
main dish. I don't know why it's so funny to
say that. Repeat after me: BEAN SOUP.

A very well-prepared bean soup. Why
is it so funny to say that? Repeat
after me: BEAN SOUP.

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Desserts

Churros

Churros

Just like breadsticks that dare to dream
big. Sorry, no chocolate or milk cream
fillings here. Only mushrooms available.

Sorry, no chocolate or milk cream fillings here. I tried. There are only mushrooms available for that.

Apple Enchilladas

Apple Enchilladas

Some enchilladas I made with apples I
managed to smuggle from Chile, where I
was exiled a while ago. Limited time only!

Some enchilladas I made with apples
I managed to smuggle from Chile. Limited time only!

Mexican Pudding

Mexican Pudding

AYAYAY! Couldn't end this menu in a
better fashion. This mushroom pudding is...
Something. Don't judge 'til you tasted it!

AYAYAY! Couldn't end this menu
in a better fashion. This mushroom pudding is... Truly something.

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